Some silly things said by even sillier people.

Corinna: "study and grocery shopping for lemons also, have you seen my lizard? rapunzel has a pet lizard too (its a chameleon but same thing) rapunzels lizard is called pascal but i'm gonna call mine harry so i can say "you're a lizard, harry""

Alyx: "I have returned from the battlefield (my homework) to my cottage in the country (my room) how is the love off my life? (fellow queer teen I met online literally a week ago) I haven't seen my children since the war started (they showed me their plants yesterday) I must rest my weary bones (cuddle in bed with my plushies) I must sleep now and let the realm of dreams wash over me (over think about meaningless things)"

Alyx: "If I am your pillow princess and ur treasure and your also on top you know what you are?... a beautiful sparkling tiara... ur delicate and you shine and your beautiful it is perfect"

Alyx: "I wanna feel ur soft skin rub up against mine as you warm me so i can melt into the land of dreams with you"

Alyx: "Ur treasure cos you sparkle light into my life"

Alyx: "i actually stumbled out of a forest and into my heart"

Alyx: "you remind me of the most beautiful person i ever met. cos when i see you i see them"

Alyx: "hey I love rain I love you as well but I love rain as well also I used to found it depressing find it but now it's my favourite kind of weather except maybe snow but snow is a special case the smell of rain on tarmack is one of my favourite smells and only rain can make it the sound of it as well against glass against metal against leaves against wood it's beautiful it's relaxing it can drown out all the noise just peaceful in your own with your thoughts I could say so much abt itt it's just amazing bring out in a freshing warm shower or rain so heavy you'd think it's gonna cause a second flood to wipe out humanity you might be cold but it's fun like going to a water park one of my happiest memories is in valles and being out in the heavy rain after a long training session walking back on my own with my bag on the way back to the hotel we were staying at"

Corinna: "what is a frotting? is it a frog knitting?"

Corinna: "From the praying mantis she either first like um mates with the male and then kills it after mating because she doesnt need it anymore or or if like um like the male manages to escape it escapes but thats kinda rare or she first kills it like she bites off the head then she impregnates herself with the dead body then she eats it.... Well thats kinda cool i would do that..."

Corinna: "You can't go ham I'm vegetarian!"

Corinna: "i dont have gold foil-but i do have glue!"

Corinna: "and dw i feel the same way abt straight ppl kissing in pubblik, like dont shove it in my face pls i dont wanna see it lol"

Corinna: "im dumb asf :P hehe"

Alyx: "i keep my love for him reduced to just a cs sticker collection. you i would collect like every spec of dead skin if i could"

Alyx "C I fucking love you O R R I N A like srsly ur amazing"

Corinna: "Angelic Lovely Young XYLOPHONE???

Alyx: "ur words melt my heart like they're the ocean waves eating away at a pile of sand"

Corinna: "are you a flower? because i can pick you up :P"

Alyx: "I wait for my wife to return from the battlefield (school) to our cottage in the country (dms) how is the love off my life? (gf who is willing to put up with my bullshit) me and the children havent seen them since the war started (my plushies need cuddling) they must rest their weary bones (be the little spoon today) they must sleep now and let the realm of dreams wash over them (listen to the playlist i made them on the bus)"

Corinna: "WHO STARTED SEXUALIZING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?????"

Corinna: "ughhhh pear shaped organ ouchie"

Alyx: "i think making me cum before 9am is good trick LMAO"